Instant classic here. Will Lewis, who usually plays the role of a staid academic, moonlights here as a social commentator/media critic. Gotta love it.

I'm going to conclusively prove that the rising level of badness of Chinese characters in 24 correlates with an increase of negative views of China in US media. As everyone knows, correlation is the best way to find evidence for tenuous conclusions that the Man doesn't want you to know about. They usually try to totally bring down this sort of stellar research by referring to it as "coincidence."