I'm not going to discuss the weather, I'm not going to talk about politics, Bush's statements today, etc.
I've seen this whole Olympics thing through from the beginning. When I first heard that Beijing was trying to get the Games, I thought it was a ludicrous idea, but as things moved forward, I got excited anyway. I remember asking my wife what the chances were that we would still be in China when 2008 finally arrived. We both thought it was doubtful — it seemed so long in the future.
So . . . suck on it, bitches. Journalists, shut the @)%* up about the air, stop this pathetic crap, and let's get this show started already.
[In case this post confuses you, this is me when I'm not being sarcastic. Doesn't happen very often, I know.]