Welcome to 2010. Meet the New Boss.

2010-01-01

At least 1.5 million items of lewd content and nearly 9,000 pornographic websites and articles have been deleted. (China Daily)

And 5400 people arrested, thanks to the vigilance of the porn cops.

I, for one, am glad they are on the beat. I'm not 15 years old anymore, and in my delicate, infirm condition, the porn might be too much for my old heart. And a porn-related death is the most embarrassing way to die, of course. You never know what state of undress they will find you in.

And it will plague your family for decades afterwards:

Mommy: Why so glum, little Johnny?

Johnny: I just miss Daddy. And you never told me how he died. What exactly happened?

Mommy: Well, Daddy was, um, exercising, and he had a heart attack.

Johnny: But I thought they found him at the computer. How was he exercising?

Mommy: Yes, uh, he was doing the family's taxes at the same time. Daddy was good at multitasking.

Multitasking indeed.

Happy New Year, Boys and girls!

Tags: China Law